Can’t wait to be unemployed for the rest of my life
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
ive lived in california my whole life so when i move to north dakota its gonna be pretty funny im gonna go from “i love it here i dont miss california at all” to “what the FUCK was i thinking its freezing i cant feel my toes im in hell i have seen the fucking pits of hell what was i thinking throw me into a fire and watch me burn dear lord save my soul this is the worst place on earth” pretty fast
your TOES? oh hun, you’ll be lucky to feel anything at all…
and that’ll be november. and it’ll get worse.
haha it october wake up green day! get it becuase of that song? that song they mad about spetember ending! haha wake them upp, green day!
I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won