proctalgia

proctalgia:

nicocacolaaa:

proctalgia:

ive lived in california my whole life so when i move to north dakota its gonna be pretty funny im gonna go from “i love it here i dont miss california at all” to “what the FUCK was i thinking its freezing i cant feel my toes im in hell i have seen the fucking pits of hell what was i thinking throw me into a fire and watch me burn dear lord save my soul this is the worst place on earth” pretty fast

your TOES? oh hun, you’ll be lucky to feel anything at all…

and that’ll be november.  and it’ll get worse.

ok

im scared

Holy shit it’s been 9 weeks on this diet and I’ve lost like 32 pounds. I’m not sure if this is good but I know I’m only supposed to be at about 20 pounds, which idk I think that’s awesome.  Also in this picture  it looks like I’m sweaty but I actually just got out of the shower.

Holy shit it’s been 9 weeks on this diet and I’ve lost like 32 pounds. I’m not sure if this is good but I know I’m only supposed to be at about 20 pounds, which idk I think that’s awesome. Also in this picture it looks like I’m sweaty but I actually just got out of the shower.